(i.e. two lines that are actually in the story and one that isn't. Then everybody can guess the fake, but under no circumstances tell if they guessed right, or it would defeat the point of the promotion, just let them go check out your story if they wanna know.)
“Sorry to make you work on Christmas Eve. I guess emo never rests."
“Well, would you believe it? They told me the darndest thing. There will be no more Bulgarian folk dancing.”
"Yeah, and if you vote right you'll rebirth as an Elephant, I guess - wait which one is the donkey?"
"Yeah uh-huh. I’m still watching you, Lucy Kim. You think you can pull the wool over me with your suspiciously cute and natural-looking ‘fro but I still don’t trust you."
"So the scene opens with a woman. All her hair ties are snapped. She’s running late for a date when suddenly, another lady pops up out of the blue fairy-godmother style and says “Those aren’t working for you? Try these.”
"Why does your living room look like the devil had a rave party in here?"