I'm new here and wanted to try to contribute something as this seems like a cool community.
Write a haiku about taking a nap!
Please write a haiku about this walrus
Write a haiku about taking a nap! - Strontium
Battling PoseidonA wave hits me in the faceWake with drool on chin
Please write a haiku about this walrus - Winglesscomic
Screams mid oral sex'Why did you pierce my anus?'Damn these tusks of mine!
A haiku of this please!
A haiku of this please! - Caelestie
They’d waited for yearsTo enslave their nemesesUber made it so
Heheheh so awesome! good job!
Um, undersea crime fighting kelpFish
Um, undersea crime fighting kelp - fishscribbles
‘Help kelp!’ was yelled outPolice rushed fearing murderFound a crap rapper
Write one about when some jerk tailgates you on the freeway.
Write one about when some jerk tailgates you on the freeway. - maelstrom51210
Jerks on the freewayWhy don’t they appreciateMy unicycle?
A haiku about...Starbucks please.
A haiku about...Starbucks please. - joannekwan
‘Sack burst’ is not whenA monkey stamps on your dickStarbucks anagram
Write a about a haiku being caught in a bus door?
Write about a haiku being caught in a bus door - Waterdrain
Dead from a bus doorNow I will never grow upTo be a poem
Nice, thanksFish
No worries. Was a tough one, enjoyed it!
try one about mount everest?
try one about mount everest? - TAMAnnoying
I wrote two for this one.
Hate the moon and starsHate the planes flying aboveWish I was taller
My name’s EverestI dump every man that says‘So, can I ...MOUNT you?’