... but bulls are too.
I wake up with a really bad hangover...
and decide to drink some moreThe sky is blue...
…my corpse's bones are, too.
Run away, child...
Into that giant pine tree...
The gay dude dodged the bullet...
...when he left his fiance at the alter, and realized he was in love with his best man instead.
you thought your coffee tasted kind of off this morning...
. . . until you realized your tears had made it salty.
John was going strong with his girlfriend for four years . . .
... until he discovered 'her' true gender...
Mary took her ducks to the pond...